Laser Tag

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Last week, I played a game of laser tag with genuine lasers. I may never again grow a full beard, but it was such a fun experience. Moreover, I now have fewer wrinkles, and I no longer need eyeglasses. Winning was bittersweet, though. When I achieved a last minute victory over my highly competitive opponent, he was gutted. Never had I seen such a sore loser.